this is what I plan on getting Jaas for her birthday. shhh, don’t tell her. it’s a surprise.
"if I end up going to LSU, I know I’m going to end up being a raging alcoholic like everyone else does. we should just make a stoner school and get away from this drinking nonsense. you can make a violin department where everyone constantly is playing stoned and making masterpieces while smoking master pieces."
I think I'm going to have to send my laptop away for a bit to get the screen fixed.
my screen's fucked up too. I just have to straddle my laptop, and it works fine. I'm my laptop's whore, and it's a shit-Dell.
"oh god. rainbows are going to be shooting out of everyone’s asses."
Jaas (insert terribly ghetto middle name here) Kang
"it’s not like i would ever EVER let her in my house. or near my bed. shit’s precious."
Jaas Tybriel Kang
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Jaas took the time out of her day to send this to me via MMS. she cares about my feet. ISN’T SHE THE SWEETEST.
"He spills apathy out of every flamboyant orifice in his body."